Yeah those Potter fans can be pretty vicious
the following comments are from a Potter vs Twilight blog,
Twilight raped me.
Posted by: The Good Name Of Literature
Shame on you, Stephenie Meyer. Shame on you. You do NOT dazzle me.
Posted by: Tolstoy's Ghost
Twilight made me let you down.
Posted by: Rick Astley
Posted by: Jane Austen
Twilight made me do it.
Had to kill everyone reading it.
The Potters were reading it to Harry at bedtime.
What else was I supposed to do?
Posted by: Voldemort
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a sparkle.
Posted by: T.S. Eliot
Twilight is why A Dance With Dragons has been delayed for so long.
Posted by: George R.R. Martin
I shall find this Edward Cullen poofter, and put a stop to his dazzling.
He's shaming our Vampire name, with his sparkling meow.
Posted by: Dracula
What in blazes? This guy was inspired in part by me? He's nothing like me! I'm not some sparkly flat boy of seven and ten! The only thing the two of us share is a first name, something I despise
Posted by: E. Rochester
I still can't see how this woman is inspired by me, either. Am I some whiny dependent twit? Am I? I worked for my independence, and I got it.
Posted by: J. Eyre
*Rolls in grave*
Posted by: Charlotte Bronte
I am sick of Oscar waking me up every 5 minutes, he makes a big groan everytime he turns on his grave.
Please make him STOP, yes you can
Posted by: Oscar Wilde's neighbor
Twilight makes me look like Shakespeare.
Posted by: Anne Rice
Kindly stop mentioning my book in your godawful drivel. It's demeaning.
Posted by: Emily Bronte
Dear Mr. Cullen,
After hearing about your recent activities, we thought you deserved some prior warning. So here it is:
We're coming for you.
~ The Slayers
Posted by: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Well, one must consider the facts, musn't one? I, like Bella Swan, am an awkward brunette in love with a red-head from I huge family. However, unlike Miss Swan (or is that Mrs Cullen) I happen to be capable, empowered, and not a totaly Mary Sue.
Twilight turned Voldemort dark.
Posted by: Hermione Granger.
I did NOT sparkle.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler
Even I wouldn't wish Twilight on someone.
Posted by: Voldemort says
Stephanie Meyer is the Sarah Palin of literature.
Posted by: Annie
I, in fact, single-handedly killed the Cullen cult; Renesmee was a bit tricky to handle, being biologically impossible, but with a bit of ingenuity and my dazzling smile, she was easily taken off! You can read about my
exploits in my latest book (including how Bella tried to seduce me, but I don't blame her, most women act like that around me) "Culling the Cullens."
Posted by: Gilderoy Lockhart
Twilight is bad, mmkay.
Posted by: Mr. Mackey
The only reason why Jacob Black is made of more win than the other Twilight characters is because he is, in fact, our love child!
Posted by: Sirius Black and Remus Lupin
Twilight gives me hope in that no matter how horrible my writing is, I'll probably still get published and have my story made into a crappy movie!
Posted by: Anon
They wanted to cast me in Twilight. I really dodged a bullet there.
Posted by: Heath Ledger
I have a confession. I was actually Bella in my dream. Edward loves me more than my husband ever could. Did you not notice everything about Bella resembles me, except only she's more perfect just I always wanted to be? No one notices this and I am grateful because it could ruin my marriage with my husband.
Thank you for listening to my confession.
Posted by: Stephenie Meyer
After reading all these anti-Twilight comments, I've seen the light.
I feel chagrinned.
Posted by: Stephenie Meyer
Everytime I slay a hollow, I pretend I'm killing Smeyer.
Posted by: Ichigo Kurosaki
When I first heard about Twilight, I was really, really scared. First wizards, now vampires?!? Why do people hate children so much?!?
But after a while I heard such splendors about the serie that I went on and did what I´d never do with Harry Potter: I read it. And was very pleasently surprised. Unlike the wretched Potter books, it does not says that kids should turn into satanists. On the contrary, it passes lots of wonderfull Christian values. I´m happy to let my daughter read it, because it will teach her to be passive and submissive to her husband, like she should be. Although I do not understand why the author chose blood-drinking deamons to tell such a great story, I´m happy my kids now have something new to read that will not teach them to be tolerant with differences, or other evil stupidity like that. Oh, and there are no gays at Twilight, which is SUCH a relieve!
Posted by: Satire
You better RUNNNNNNNN, Edward Cullen!
Posted by: Abraham Van Helsing
Fighting TWILIGHT by moonlight, winning HARRY POTTER by daylight,
Never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon.
She will never turn her back on a HARRY POTTER. She is always there to defend.
She is the one on whom we can depend.
Posted by: Sailor Moon
I went to buy the Twilight books but they were sold out in heaven. I heard Gandhi got the last copy.
Posted by: River_Phoenix_in_Heaven
A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of Stephanie Meyer.
Posted by: Darth Vader
IF I did it, Twilight made me do it.
Posted by: OJ Simpson
Twilight, lol~*~ There is no such thing as gay people in Iran, so Dumbledore is not allowed.
Posted by: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
I can't decide if Breaking Dawn or Yes on Prop 8 was the best thing the Mormons have done to this country this year :3
Posted by: Joseph Smith
Posted by: McHammer
Despite the bad economy, my business has been doing extremely well lately! Does seem a bit strange that all the gigs are for fixing plumbing broken from people trying to flush these books down the toilet.... oh well, thank jesus for Twilight!
Posted by: Joe the Plumber
I never told anyone this but...
Twilight is the tenth circle of hell.
Posted by: Dante
....How does this exist?
Posted by: Emily Dickinson
Twilight is why I got kicked out of heaven.
Posted by: Lucifer
Twilight made me cut off my ear.
Posted by: Vincent Van Gogh
When you vote for Twilight the terrorists win
Posted by: George Bush
end my misery.
Posted by: Robert Pattinson
I voted Twilight. I OBVIOUSLY make good choices, right?
Posted by: Jessica Simpson
We can all blame the crime rate on one thing in Gotham: Twilight
Posted by: Comissioner Gordon
I'm tired of rolling over.
Posted by: Mark Twain
Speak of the devil and he/she doth appear - wearing their trademark scarf. Careful, Stephanie Meyer, hell hath no fury like a Harry Potter fan scorned.
Posted by: Gossip Girl
All of you are just jealous of Bella's supreme gentle beauty, and her sweet giving ways.I think you are all secretly wishing you would make the perfect vampire like her and could wed Adonis.Bella makes a great role model.Respect her!
Posted by: Mary Sue
I LOVE TWILIGHT & I OBVIOUSLY KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE WORLD!
Posted by: John McCain
Do I need to roundhouse kick Twilight?
Posted by: Chuck Norris
I pity the fool that reads Twilight!
Posted by: Mr. T
Bullshit the Twilight series is, and stupid you are.
Posted by: Yoda
Hey! Don't be mean to Stephenie Meyer. She's a really, really good author. Like me.
Posted by: Christopher Paolini
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself read Twilight.
Posted by: Harvey Dent
Twilight increases teen pregnancy.
Posted by: Jamie Lynn Spears & Bristol Palin
Posted by: LDS Church
omg, does Twilight really suck??
But Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers are still cool, rite?!?
Posted by: Impressionable young 12 year old
To be honest, I'm not much of a party guy. There's nothing I like better than to sit down with a glass of champagne and re-read my Harry Potter books.
Posted by: Christian Bale
Renesmee ain't that special. I am a muuuch cooler fictional baby! I could take her on... with my teeth! nom nom nom
Posted by: Sunny Baudelaire
Under you seats, you all get copies of Harry Potter!
Posted by: Oprah
I voted Twilight. It has inspired me to take over Germany and search for my own Edward Cullen by rooting out those who are unfit. Thank you, Stephenie Meyer, for showing me my future path.
Posted by: Hitler
When I read Twilight, I feel wet. But my martini is dry!
Posted by: Bond. James Bond
I chose Twilight because it makes better kindling for the lake of fire
Posted by: The Devil
SMeyers killed me.
Posted by: Literature as we know it
You know that day you once told me about, when the world would no longer need Twilight? It's coming.
Posted by: Bruce Wayne
A vote for Harry Potter is a vote for change.
Posted by: President Elect Barack Obama
I hope you guys enjoy reading some poor lady's sex fantasies as much as I do.
Posted by: 10 year old girl
I chose Twilight because its female lead makes me look competent and smart--not to mentional a leap forward for feminists in comparison! Gosh darnit!
Posted by: Sarah Palin in 2012
If any of you ask for Twilight, You'll be getting coal.
Posted by: Santa Claus
Actually, Twilight is regressive to humanity from an archeological standpoint. I predict total decimation of the human race if this doesn't stop.
As I once stated, archaeology (otherwise known as Harry Potter) is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, STEPHENIE MEYER's philosophy class is right down the hall.
Yeah, I said it.
Posted by: Henry Jones, JUNIOR
I feel misrepresented in this battle in the fantasy fiction genre. Hobbits were slashed long before wizards or
Posted by: Frodo
Last but not least, from a twilite fan:
I choosed Twilight because it is more realistic. Wizards and magic aren't real.
Posted by: twilite_fan