It must be that my posts seemed largely informed by large amounts of cocaine and and outright lies. Zing.
No, not a lawyer or anything related to the law.
All the same, I've been a putz. And also I'm fairly credulous. But if you ever do decide to mail feces, don't use those flat rate boxes. They're only worth it if you're mailing marble samples or the feces from someone who consumes marble for fiber.