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Poll #64: My Sucessor 

Who should replace me?
Major 11%  11%  [ 2 ]
Rob 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
PeachyPete 11%  11%  [ 2 ]
Ken 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
Major again cause he's awesome 26%  26%  [ 5 ]
Kunz 26%  26%  [ 5 ]
JJoshay 11%  11%  [ 2 ]
corpen 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Screw the riff-raff, I want JB back 11%  11%  [ 2 ]
Total votes : 19

Poll #64: My Sucessor 
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Post Poll #64: My Sucessor
Alright, let's face facts. I'm getting tired of doing these and you're getting tired of my mostly crappy polls. I mean it's a happy day for me when a poll goes to the second page. I want to know who you think will be a worthy replacement for me since this is my last poll.


Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:12 am
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I voted for Kunz because he lives in Maryland. Also, he's about to start teaching, which I hear is hell for first year teachers. This would at least force him to stick around. Of course, if he wins he could just decline.

JJoshay wouldn't be a bad pick, either. He's young, ambitious, and he gets high. With those credentials he's bound to give us some great poll questions.

One question - why are there two options for major?

Thanks for doing this for so long, Patty. I doubt anyone but the regulars check the polls section, but I still enjoy them mostly.


Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:30 am
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Hi Patrick

I like that Major gets two call outs in the list Patrick :-)

Do we need polls if nobody enters?

Rob


Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:46 am
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I voted major because that mofo's crazy. A little craziness could be injected into these polls.


Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:26 pm
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I'm... I'm

Bigger

THAN

JESUS

Which is why I voted for Ken. Ken is both more perceptive than myself and he's quite a bit calmer. Plus, if you watch any of the Tyrannovox videos, he's clearly the kind of guy that wouldn't throw a stapler across a room and berate a tech. I actually did that not too long ago. My coworkers call me "nice" and "a bit prickly" due to my niceness and prickliness. I've been working on it.


Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:16 pm
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Really I just want anyone who can spell "successor" correctly. :D

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Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:21 pm
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Someone should start some smear-compaigning. I'll begin.

What does the name Majoraphasia mean to you?

majoraphasia wrote:
I'm... I'm

Bigger

THAN

JESUS



Is this really the guy you want handling forum business?

Vote no.

Paid for by The People To Elect James Kunz as Forum Jesus


Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:42 pm
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majoraphasia wrote:
Someone should start some smear-compaigning. I'll begin.

What does the name Majoraphasia mean to you?

majoraphasia wrote:
I'm... I'm

Bigger

THAN

JESUS



Is this really the guy you want handling forum business?

Vote no.

Paid for by The People To Elect James Kunz as Forum Jesus


But anyone who can make a post that funny deserves some form of status. I voted for you instead of myself. Well, I voted for one of you. I don't know how I could be elected as Forum Jesus if I have to compete against TWO majoraphasias.

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Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:44 pm
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JamesKunz wrote:

But anyone who can make a post that funny deserves some form of status. I voted for you instead of myself. Well, I voted for one of you. I don't know how I could be elected as Forum Jesus if I have to compete against TWO majoraphasias.


Would it help to let you know that behind all of the humor in my posts lies a jerk that throws staplers? How about this: when I look at my reflection, no matter the object reflecting me back, I always scream, point at myself and yell "FRAUD!! FRAUD!! FRAUD!!".

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Pictured: FRAUD!! FRAUD!! FRAUD!!

People say I look like the bass player for R.E.M. I don't see it.


Last edited by majoraphasia on Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:03 pm, edited 1 time in total.



Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:55 pm
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Woopsie on 2 Majors...but he's awesome enough to earn it so it stays albeit edited.

As for my spelling of Successor.....shut it up Kunz!


Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:55 pm
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And one of the major options was for Vexer! Damn it all!


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Patrick wrote:
And one of the major options was for Vexer! Damn it all!


Oh no! You forever ruined our chances of seeing the following poll:

waht is the greatest movie of alltime?

1. transformers
2. transformers 2
3. swordfihs
4. all of the above

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majoraphasia wrote:
JamesKunz wrote:

But anyone who can make a post that funny deserves some form of status. I voted for you instead of myself. Well, I voted for one of you. I don't know how I could be elected as Forum Jesus if I have to compete against TWO majoraphasias.


Would it help to let you know that behind all of the humor in my posts lies a jerk that throws staplers? How about this: when I look at my reflection, no matter the object reflecting me back, I always scream, point at myself and yell "FRAUD!! FRAUD!! FRAUD!!".

Image
Pictured: FRAUD!! FRAUD!! FRAUD!!

People say I look like the bass player for R.E.M. I don't see it.


Wait...you're not ACTUALLY Alain Delon? You've been lying all these months? Seriously though, you look so normal and well-adjusted. Like you're not a subterranean dweller who furtively masturbates when his parents leave and spends the rest of his time switching between Reelviews and fanfiction. Which is, of course, how I picture most frequent message board contributors.

Oh, and my wife thinks you look like this actor. http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2234160640/nm0565336

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Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:33 pm
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JamesKunz wrote:

Wait...you're not ACTUALLY Alain Delon? You've been lying all these months? Seriously though, you look so normal and well-adjusted. Like you're not a subterranean dweller who furtively masturbates when his parents leave and spends the rest of his time switching between Reelviews and fanfiction. Which is, of course, how I picture most frequent message board contributors.

Oh, and my wife thinks you look like this actor. http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2234160640/nm0565336


I see. You figured I looked like this:

Image

Understandable. Although you're excluding one who "furtively masturbates when his parents leave and spends the rest of his time switching between Reelviews and fanfiction" from the desirable labels of "normal" and "well-adjusted" seems plain unfair.

So your wife thinks I look like Thomas McCarthy, eh? I guess I can see it. HE FUCKING WISHES HE WAS ME. No. Wait. I wish I had directed The Station Agent and the disappointing but still good The Visitor.


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majoraphasia wrote:
So your wife thinks I look like Thomas McCarthy, eh? I guess I can see it. HE FUCKING WISHES HE WAS ME. No. Wait. I wish I had directed The Station Agent and the disappointing but still good The Visitor.


Not to mention had a major role in the final season of The Wire, best show ever, AND ...er...2012.

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Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:06 pm
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majoraphasia wrote:
People say I look like the bass player for R.E.M. I don't see it.
It's the glasses. I've never actually seen the bass player from R.E.M., but he sounds like he'd wear glasses.

Anyway, make JamesKunz do it. As long as he's around, he might as well make himself useful.


Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:10 pm
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No place for Zeppelin? Suddenly all my obnoxiously long posts getting ignored makes perfect sense.

Voted for Josh just because we're the same age. However that's unimportant. What I'm really curious about is where that picture of Major was taken at. Is that an office? That would explain the old-looking copy machine, but not the turkey basters glued to walls behind him. Are those even turkey basters? I've never been so confused.

Now I only need to find out what James and Pete look like and my closet shrine to the Reelviews frequent posters will be complete. He he he he.


Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:09 am
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No place for Zeppelin? Suddenly all my obnoxiously long posts getting ignored makes perfect sense.

Voted for Josh just because we're the same age. However that's unimportant. What I'm really curious about is where that picture of Major was taken at. Is that an office? That would explain the old-looking copy machine, but not the turkey basters glued to walls behind him. Are those even turkey basters? I've never been so confused.

Now I only need to find out what James and Pete look like and my closet shrine to the Reelviews frequent posters will be complete. He he he he.


Those turkey basters are Erlenmeyer flasks and that 'copy machine' is a fume hood. You might think to yourself "Oh, I know what the guy does for a job now!" but you'd be wrong. Am I chemist? I am not a chemist! The mystery deepens! (Note: that picture was taken ~4 weeks ago). Mystery deepens further! Deep*! Mystery!

*If I ever go into porn I'm going to call myself Deep Impact. It sounds like a wrestler's moniker but would work well as a porno name, too.


Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:21 am
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Glancing at that picture again with fresher eyes, I am vaguely reminded of a young Bryan Cranston. Therefore, it is logical to assume majoraphasia is in a meth lab and is thus either a professional meth cooker or a low-key mob boss. Both answers would explain why he manages to look normal and well-adjusted while at the same time frequently going on the internet and posting weirdly sexual rants about movies.

Mystery solved.


Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:29 pm
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Zeppelin wrote:
Glancing at that picture again with fresher eyes, I am vaguely reminded of a young Bryan Cranston. Therefore, it is logical to assume majoraphasia is in a meth lab and is thus either a professional meth cooker or a low-key mob boss. Both answers would explain why he manages to look normal and well-adjusted while at the same time frequently going on the internet and posting weirdly sexual rants about movies.



That's how I keep up with my audience at Reelviews Forum. Since everyone here is about a decade younger than me I have to use modified language.


Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:50 pm
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