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Your 10 "allowed to cheat with" list 
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Inspired by another thread, and by the Friends episode with Isabella Rossellini, list the ten actors or actress that you would put on your "If I met them in real life, I would be allowed by my partner to cheat with them" card, which should be duly laminated and kept in a convenient place for ready use.

Actually, let's make it two lists, one for current people, and one all-time list. Ok, here are mine, in no particular order.

Keep in mind, it's not necessarily all about physical beauty. Some people just have that certain, special, something...


Present--

Catherine Keener
Maggie Gyllenhall
Diane Lane
Jennifer Connelly
Salma Hayek
Elizabeth Shue
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Charlize Theron
Ashley Judd
Kate Winslet


All-time (in their prime)--

Ann Margaret
Helen Mirren
Vivian Leigh
Natalie Wood
Katherine Ross
Elizabeth Taylor
Grace Kelly
Kim Novak
Madeline Kahn
Audrey Hepburn

Boy, these were hard lists to make. So many worthies left off.

Have at it!


Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:52 pm
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I'm just going to stick with the present top 10(I wouldn't be able to come up with an all-time top 10) which for me would be-

Salma Hayek
Rosario Dawson
Michelle Rodriguez
Megan Fox
Lucy Liu
Angelina Jolie
Lindsay Lohan
Jennifer Garner
Rachel Leigh Cook
Amanda Bynes


Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:14 pm
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This thread really gives the forum the burst of sleaze it needed. Maybe I'll respond later if I can talk myself into it.


Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:22 pm
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After The Lady Eve, I really really really wanted to be with Barbara Stanwyck, but otherwise I don't think I have much of an all-time list because when my wife and I discuss it it's only about things that could conceivably (uh huh) happen.

Mine:

1. Eva Green
2. Eva Green
3. Eva Green
4. Eva Green
5. Eva Green
6. Eva Green
7. Eva Green
8. Eva Green
9. Eva Green
10. Scarlett Johanson

Hers:

Christian Bale
Bruce Willis
Will Smith
Richard T. Jones
Idris Elba
A few others I probably okayed at some point and then forgot

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Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:28 pm
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This sounds intriguing- too bad it wasn't called "actresses your g/f would want to get into a threesome with". Anyhoo, here are my lists:

CURRENT:
Jennifer Connelly
Angie Harmon
Alyson Hannigan
Scarlett Johannsson
Salma Hayek
Mila Kunis
Megan Fox
Amanda Seyfried
Natalie Portman
Melanie Lynskey

ALL-TIME (in their youth):
Ann-Margaret
Senta Berger
Luciana Paluzzi
Ava Gardner
Rita Hayworth
Julie Christie
Olivia Hussey
Jayne Mansfield
Brigitte Bardot
Olivia D'Abo

Yep, this was a hard list to come up with, as there are many more actresses that I'd throw it into so hard, like Eva Green (mmmm, The Dreamers, mmmmm).


Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:29 pm
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Anyone I want....the joys of singlehood.



Oh god I'm so alone.


Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:59 pm
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Ragnarok73 wrote:
This sounds intriguing- too bad it wasn't called "actresses your g/f would want to get into a threesome with". Anyhoo, here are my lists:

CURRENT:
Jennifer Connelly
Angie Harmon
Alyson Hannigan
Scarlett Johannsson
Salma Hayek
Mila Kunis
Megan Fox
Amanda Seyfried
Natalie Portman
Melanie Lynskey

ALL-TIME (in their youth):
Ann-Margaret
Senta Berger
Luciana Paluzzi
Ava Gardner
Rita Hayworth
Julie Christie
Olivia Hussey
Jayne Mansfield
Brigitte Bardot
Olivia D'Abo

Yep, this was a hard list to come up with, as are many more actresses that I'd throw it into so hard, like Eva Green (mmmm, The Dreamers, mmmmm).


Nice lists. Alyson Hannigan, Natalie Portman, ScarJo Olivias Hussey/D'Abo, Brigitte Bardot and Ava Gardner were thisclose on mine.


Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:20 pm
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Kat Dennings
Emma Watson
Freida Pinto
Christina Ricci
Talulah Riley
Amanda Seyfried
Scarlet Johansson
Rosario Dawson
Gianna Jun
Stefani Germanotta


Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:18 am
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In no particular order:

Megan Fox
Scarlett Johansson
Leonardo Dicaprio (no homo)
Amber Heard
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Gwyneth Paltrow
Zoe Saldana
Jessica Alba
Jessica Beil
Keira Knightley


Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:27 pm
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spencerworth34 wrote:
Leonardo Dicaprio (no homo)


Dude, you can't get away with a no homo when you say you want to fuck a guy. You don't just get a free pass to have sex with a dude and have it deemed ungay.

The phrase "no homo" is used when something you say can be misconstrued as having a homosexual meaning. For instance, "I was trying to catch my friend Jim from behind really hard," is a sentence that could be followed by a "no homo". In contrast, "I want to have sex with men," leaves no room for a misinterpretation. Therefore, a "no homo" does not apply. I hope this helps. Now go forth and master the art of homosexual innuendo.


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PeachyPete wrote:
spencerworth34 wrote:
Leonardo Dicaprio (no homo)


Dude, you can't get away with a no homo when you say you want to fuck a guy. You don't just get a free pass to have sex with a dude and have it deemed ungay.

The phrase "no homo" is used when something you say can be misconstrued as having a homosexual meaning. For instance, "I was trying to catch my friend Jim from behind really hard," is a sentence that could be followed by a "no homo". In contrast, "I want to have sex with men," leaves no room for a misinterpretation. Therefore, a "no homo" does not apply. I hope this helps. Now go forth and master the art of homosexual innuendo.


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Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:14 pm
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James:
Zooey Deschanel

Sheryl:
Johnny Depp


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sheryl wrote:
James:
Zooey Deschanel

Sheryl:
Johnny Depp


Hahahahaha thanks for posting Sheryl. I gotta say, I think you should make sure your man has higher standards than the spacey, increasingly-on-auto-pilot Zooey

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Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:08 pm
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JamesKunz wrote:

I gotta say, I think you should make sure your man has higher standards than the spacey, increasingly-on-auto-pilot Zooey


Whoa. You meant to write this:

"I gotta say, I think you should make sure your man has higher standards than the mostly untalented, increasingly irritating Zooey."

If it weren't for those great big eyes and lovely smile -- if she got a small scar on her cheek, say -- she'd be bagging groceries and singing karaoke on her nights off.


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majoraphasia wrote:
JamesKunz wrote:

I gotta say, I think you should make sure your man has higher standards than the spacey, increasingly-on-auto-pilot Zooey


Whoa. You meant to write this:

"I gotta say, I think you should make sure your man has higher standards than the mostly untalented, increasingly irritating Zooey."

If it weren't for those great big eyes and lovely smile -- if she got a small scar on her cheek, say -- she'd be bagging groceries and singing karaoke on her nights off.


Yeah that pretty much is what I meant. She was great in Almost Famous and has been coasting on indie cred for a while without actually being very good at her chosen profession

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Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:18 pm
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PeachyPete wrote:
spencerworth34 wrote:
Leonardo Dicaprio (no homo)


Dude, you can't get away with a no homo when you say you want to fuck a guy. You don't just get a free pass to have sex with a dude and have it deemed ungay.

The phrase "no homo" is used when something you say can be misconstrued as having a homosexual meaning. For instance, "I was trying to catch my friend Jim from behind really hard," is a sentence that could be followed by a "no homo". In contrast, "I want to have sex with men," leaves no room for a misinterpretation. Therefore, a "no homo" does not apply. I hope this helps. Now go forth and master the art of homosexual innuendo.


Ok I apologize,
Leonardo Dicaprio (completely homo)


Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:25 am
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Honesty, spencerworth34, is all we ever ask for.

Which, naturally, brings to mind two quotes from Team America:
Quote:
Now hold on team, Gary has already proven to me that he is 100% committed to the team. He proved it last night by sucking my cock.


...and later on...

Quote:
Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.


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Present:
Olivia Wilde
Eva Green
Ellen Page
Kate Winslet
Penelope Cruz
Audrey Tatou
Emma Stone
Lucy Liu
Karen Gillin
Julianne Moore

All-Time:
Jane Fonda
Audrey Hepbern
Raquel Welch
Marilyn Monroe
Natalie Wood
Pam Grier
Sophie Loren
Julie Andrews
Elizabeth Taylor
Christine Brinkley


Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:11 am
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spencerworth34 wrote:
Ok I apologize,
Leonardo Dicaprio (completely homo)


:lol:

That's awesome. Well played.

And Team America is one of the funniest, smartest things I've ever seen. Oh, how I love that movie.


Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:32 pm
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PeachyPete wrote:
And Team America is one of the funniest, smartest things I've ever seen. Oh, how I love that movie.


Absolutely! It never picked up the legendary status that South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut did but there are many moments that are just as razor-sharp. I get the feeling that Stone and Parker are two douchebags incapable of taking anything seriously but I'm happy that they can write as they do. Team America was a great comedy -- that it also managed to take down every single political target in its path is a major bonus.

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