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This is a real movie. Seriously. 
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It's called Avalanche Sharks, and here's the trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQDCYJOSM4o

Now bad movies fall into three kinds of categories: 1. Good-bad. 2. Bad-bad. 3. So bad even Vexer wouldn't like it. This movie could fall under Category 1, but I'm thinking it may be closer to Category 3. But seriously, watch the trailer. It's worth a minute and a half.

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Eh, looks pretty fun to me, can't be any worse then those damn Twilight films(or the Saw and Paranormal Activity sequels for that matter).

You want a film so bad even I don't like it? try this one on for size, it's one of the worst remakes i've ever seen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPrDj8l1N1k


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Vexer wrote:
Eh, looks pretty fun to me, can't be any worse then those damn Twilight films(or the Saw and Paranormal Activity sequels for that matter).

You want a film so bad even I don't like it? try this one on for size, it's one of the worst remakes i've ever seen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPrDj8l1N1k


Well, that movie might be really, really bad, but at least the trailer looks like a trailer for a real movie. The one Sexual Chocolate linked to looks like a gag trailer (not doubting his word that it's a real movie, just saying that it looks like a gag trailer).


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dps wrote:
Vexer wrote:
Eh, looks pretty fun to me, can't be any worse then those damn Twilight films(or the Saw and Paranormal Activity sequels for that matter).

You want a film so bad even I don't like it? try this one on for size, it's one of the worst remakes i've ever seen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPrDj8l1N1k


Well, that movie might be really, really bad, but at least the trailer looks like a trailer for a real movie. The one Sexual Chocolate linked to looks like a gag trailer (not doubting his word that it's a real movie, just saying that it looks like a gag trailer).

Eh, it still looks better then the trailer for that damn LEGO movie, which I couldn't believe was actually real, I thought it was a really bad joke at first.


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Well, after Sharknado, that seems like the next logical step.

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Well, after Sharknado, that seems like the next logical step.

That film entertained me pretty well, i'll watch pretty much any film with sharks in it.


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Vexer wrote:
Thief12 wrote:
Well, after Sharknado, that seems like the next logical step.

That film entertained me pretty well, i'll watch pretty much any film with sharks in it.


Shark Night is a pretty awful movie. Haven't seen Sharknado yet.


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ilovemovies wrote:
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Thief12 wrote:
Well, after Sharknado, that seems like the next logical step.

That film entertained me pretty well, i'll watch pretty much any film with sharks in it.


Shark Night is a pretty awful movie. Haven't seen Sharknado yet.

I thought Shark Night was decent, but I wish it had been rated R.


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dps wrote:
Vexer wrote:
Eh, looks pretty fun to me, can't be any worse then those damn Twilight films(or the Saw and Paranormal Activity sequels for that matter).

You want a film so bad even I don't like it? try this one on for size, it's one of the worst remakes i've ever seen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPrDj8l1N1k


Well, that movie might be really, really bad, but at least the trailer looks like a trailer for a real movie. The one Sexual Chocolate linked to looks like a gag trailer (not doubting his word that it's a real movie, just saying that it looks like a gag trailer).


I would have to say the April Fool's Day trailer looks a lot worse to me. In terms of looking like a real movie, I would give a slight edge to Avalanche Sharks. Avalanche Sharks is at least identifiable with underground B movie trash, and I can confidently say I've seen far worse. But April Fools looks disturbingly bad, and somehow even less like a movie.


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MGamesCook wrote:
dps wrote:
Vexer wrote:
Eh, looks pretty fun to me, can't be any worse then those damn Twilight films(or the Saw and Paranormal Activity sequels for that matter).

You want a film so bad even I don't like it? try this one on for size, it's one of the worst remakes i've ever seen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPrDj8l1N1k


Well, that movie might be really, really bad, but at least the trailer looks like a trailer for a real movie. The one Sexual Chocolate linked to looks like a gag trailer (not doubting his word that it's a real movie, just saying that it looks like a gag trailer).


I would have to say the April Fool's Day trailer looks a lot worse to me. In terms of looking like a real movie, I would give a slight edge to Avalanche Sharks. Avalanche Sharks is at least identifiable with underground B movie trash, and I can confidently say I've seen far worse. But April Fools looks disturbingly bad, and somehow even less like a movie.

Glad someone gets where i'm coming from, Avalanche Sharks looks about the same as most other Sci-Fi Channel original movies, April Fools Day looks terrible even by pointless remake standards and the film is somehow much worse then the trailer makes it look if you can believe that.


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Shark Attack 3 has the best line in the history of movies...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8


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roastbeef_ajus wrote:
Shark Attack 3 has the best line in the history of movies...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

Yeah that's a pretty funny movie.


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:lol: :lol:

Is that effing real??

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NotHughGrant wrote:
:lol: :lol:

Is that effing real??


Yeah, I read it was improvised by the actor.

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He was an actor?

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He was an actor?

John Barrowman is actually a pretty well known TV actor, he was on Torchwood and Doctor Who, now he's currently on "Arrow"

Funny story about him, he originally auditioned for the role of Will on Will And Grace, but the producers turned him down because he wasn't "gay" enough(despite Barrowman actually being ya know gay).


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Avalanche Sharks looks about the same as most other Sci-Fi Channel original movies.


It doesn't appear to be a Syfy movie; apparantly it was a theatrical release.


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dps wrote:
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Avalanche Sharks looks about the same as most other Sci-Fi Channel original movies.


It doesn't appear to be a Syfy movie; apparantly it was a theatrical release.

Really? That's very interesting, seems like these types of films are appearing more often in theaters. First there was Creature(which JB reviewed) then Sharknado got a limited run, now this one.


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You think that line is weird, check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U2PIaRp27Q

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Vexer wrote:
NotHughGrant wrote:
He was an actor?

John Barrowman is actually a pretty well known TV actor, he was on Torchwood and Doctor Who, now he's currently on "Arrow"

Funny story about him, he originally auditioned for the role of Will on Will And Grace, but the producers turned him down because he wasn't "gay" enough(despite Barrowman actually being ya know gay).




Yes, i know exactly who Barrowman is. Just didn't realise it was him through my cracked mobile screen.

Interesting fact, a few years ago I bought my mate his Barrowman does Barry Mannilow or whatever it's called awful album as a joke Christmas present

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