Fold first, wad second. Around the back rather than through the legs.

And always, ALWAYS hung overhand rather than underhand.

Facepalm...

NOT always hung overhand. In my house we have a pet that will paw the roll and completely unspool the paper if it's not hung under hand.

The biggest no brainer in the history of Earth. If this isn't how you do it, remind me to never shake your hand because (1) I don't respect you as a human being and (2) You've had entirely too much shit on your hands for me to even think about touching them.

I don't negotiate with terrorists.