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As in:

Four words: James Berardinelli Fan Fiction


Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:38 am
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Lemme guess what the internet will use for storylines for JB fan-fiction....gay sex and lots of it


Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:51 am
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Post Re: Berardinelli Fan Fiction
Patrick wrote:
Lemme guess what the internet will use for storylines for JB fan-fiction....gay sex and lots of it


Reminds me of '70s Star Trek fanfic, at least of the underground type, typically written by female fans. Called "slash stories," as in "Kirk/Spock" ("Kirk-slash-Spock"). Amazing that I remember this stuff.


Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:39 pm
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James Berardinelli wrote:
Patrick wrote:
Lemme guess what the internet will use for storylines for JB fan-fiction....gay sex and lots of it


Reminds me of '70s Star Trek fanfic, at least of the underground type, typically written by female fans. Called "slash stories," as in "Kirk/Spock" ("Kirk-slash-Spock"). Amazing that I remember this stuff.

Those were the first, no?


Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:55 pm
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Hmmm... funny that you remember the Kirk/Spock fan fiction, while I remember (and much prefer) the Beverly/Deanna fan fiction... :P


Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:35 pm
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Wait, what the hell is topic about? Gay fan fiction about JB?

That's really weird...but why not?

Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I pondered, weak and weary,
About James Berardinelli...


With apologies to Edgar Allan


Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:45 am
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James Berardinelli wrote:
Patrick wrote:
Lemme guess what the internet will use for storylines for JB fan-fiction....gay sex and lots of it


Reminds me of '70s Star Trek fanfic, at least of the underground type, typically written by female fans. Called "slash stories," as in "Kirk/Spock" ("Kirk-slash-Spock"). Amazing that I remember this stuff.


They still exist! I've got friends who read them. <_< All obsessed women, of course.

That being said, I'd probably read a few paragraphs from a James slash. Then I think it'd get weird. I don't think I'd be able to write one lol. I could maybe write him into a screenplay about my life, but that's probably where it stops.


Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:43 pm
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Y'all don't know the half of it...I have a wife who is addicted to slash...as in:

Anakin/Obi-Wan slash
Picard/Riker slash
Riker/Wesley slash
Mulder/Skinner slash
Dr. Green/Carter slash
All sorts of Seaquest slash

If there are two male characters in any realm of pop culture, you can guarantee there has been slash written about it.

So...in this case...we have JB....who would be the second person? Ebert?


Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:20 am
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Good lord... you post something silly and all of a sudden there's Roger Ebert's name as a possible imaginary sex partner. I've never read fan fiction (but, man, what a HILARIOUS concept) but I'm pretty sure that, despite many hours logged watching Star Trek, there is no reason to extrapolate raw Spoke-on-Kirk action based on what I've seen. Maybe there was a subtext I missed.


Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:29 am
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ADayintheLife1979 wrote:
If there are two male characters in any realm of pop culture, you can guarantee there has been slash written about it.


Rule 34 of the Internet:
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

http://xkcd.com/305/


Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:41 am
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laylowmoe wrote:
ADayintheLife1979 wrote:
If there are two male characters in any realm of pop culture, you can guarantee there has been slash written about it.


Rule 34 of the Internet:
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

http://xkcd.com/305/

Rats. You beat me to it. :)


Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:01 pm
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