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Mother of octuplets offered $1,000,000 to star in porn film 
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Post Mother of octuplets offered $1,000,000 to star in porn film
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/entertainment/OctoPorn-Coming-Soon-.html

Her stage name will just HAVE to be Octopussy.

Well, it is film-related... ;)


Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:30 am
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And the groan was heard 'round the world...


Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:38 am
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You know puns are defined as the lowest form of humor... but they're still damn funny haha


Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:57 am
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I used to be indifferent to her, but then the tabloids dubbed her OctoMom and she's like a comic book villain now. Which is awesome!


Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:37 am
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She'll do it.


Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:50 am
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The title certainly passes the Z-movie test... Bela Lugosi Meets the Octomom.


Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:03 pm
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thats just nasty. how can anyone even watch that movie, the only thing going through their heads will be... well, you know. what the hell kind of fetish is that???


Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:54 pm
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aameen wrote:
thats just nasty. how can anyone even watch that movie, the only thing going through their heads will be... well, you know. what the hell kind of fetish is that???


I'd watch only out of curiosity but since this is a PG-13 forum, the only thing I can say that probably won't get me banned and de-modded is that I'm sure non-Japanese tentacles will be involved.


Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:59 pm
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I love how the article tried to make it less disgusting by telling us she had the kids delivered by C-Section.


Point missed?


Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:10 am
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I guess eight really isn't enough.

*ba-dum-tss*

Thank you, thank you. Try the veal.


Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:13 am
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I suppose if she were to lose her tummy, it'd be the closest thing to getting Angelina Jolie in a porno.

I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying.


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Post Re: Mother of octuplets offered $1,000,000 to star in porn film
Sorry to inject a note of seriousness into this, but...

I see this as an interesting moral quandry.

Regardless of how one views her, this gives her an opportunity to (after taxes) earn about $50,000 for each of her 14 children (plus fee health care - an amount that could far exceed the actual cash value of the deal). There is probably no way she can make that much so quickly to ensure that her family has a chance at survival. But is she willing to sacrifice herself to this degree?

Can't say I'd be interested in watching her porn debut, but there probably would be a lot of interest (if only in a "train wreck" sense). I am, however, interested to see whether she accepts this offer. My guess is, probably not.


Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:51 pm
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As Seth Rogen put it in Zack and Miri Make a Porno, If I heard that the octuplet mom made a porno, my first thought would be "Why the **** am I not watching that right now??"


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