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List your favorite movie quote here... but not in its original form. Make it mean the same thing, but using different words for example:

2001: A Space Odyssey "Jesus Christ, its packed with suns!"

Go on, you know you want to.


Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:16 pm
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From Jaws: "MOTHERFUCKIN' SHARK."


Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:32 pm
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Pulp Ficton: "Everyone wants to copy me."
:)


Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:13 pm
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From the Star Wars prequels: "Hi, we're here to vacuum the money out of your wallets for a fat #%# who doesn't need any!"


Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:27 pm
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From Taxi Driver: "I decline to accept your payment. Are we copulating? You will not be copulating with me. You will be copulating with this prepubescent female."


Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:51 pm
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From American Beauty:

"I was testing out my new video camera and, while trying to figure out how to turn it off, accidentally taped this plastic bag."


Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:03 am
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"Luke, I am your father's former college roomate"


Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:16 pm
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"Perhaps you should work out your emotional and anger management issues in a productive and healthy manner, Bennett."
-Commando


Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:44 pm
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We have a winner!!


Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:50 am
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Here's a Usual Suspects line altered for use in the next Rob Zombie Halloween movie:

"Hand me the Candy you fairy godmother!"

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Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:26 pm
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After the 1/2 hour of Meet the Fockers:

"I just saw Robert DeNiro with boobs and I still have to ask where's the funny? Fuck the Mother Fockers!"
-Jeremy


Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:00 pm
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GWTW

To be perfectly honest, babe... fuck if I care.


Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:13 pm
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Rick to Ilsa from Casablanca:

"I've made the executive decision that screwing over the Nazi's is more important than getting my dick wet. But I tell ya, my dick hates me for it..."


Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:41 pm
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I am in favor of facts that have been verified, the determination of rights and the assignment of rewards and punishments, and the lifestyle of people living in the United States of America.


Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:45 pm
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The gentleman who works in a confectionary store

The gentleman who works in a confectionary store

The gentleman who works in a confectionary store


Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:11 pm
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eXterminus wrote:
The gentleman who works in a confectionary store

The gentleman who works in a confectionary store

The gentleman who works in a confectionary store



-I'm not sure why, but I nearly did a spit-take on this one. /\


On that same 'note':

melodic vocal performing under liquid precipitation


Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:17 am
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A bun with ground beef, lettuce and ketchup!!!! The foundation of all healthy meals to start the day!


Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:18 pm
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Does he have the appearance of a female member of any of various quadripedal mammals with nonretractible claws and long snouts?


Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:49 am
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This Dirty Harry one is from a Terry Pratchett book (Lords and Ladies, I think):

"Go ahead - bake my quiche"


Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:25 am
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(Travis Bickle as a judge on American Idol)

You singin at me. You singin at me. Well who else you singin at? I'm the only obne here.

Move over Simon

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